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The "Just Plane Crazy" Hoodie - Woodworker Edition

The "Just Plane Crazy" Hoodie - Woodworker Edition

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The Story We know the rule: You can never have enough clamps, and you can never own too many hand planes.

Whether you're flattening a slab, shooting an edge, or just making mountains of shavings because it's cheaper than therapy, this hoodie is for the woodworker who knows the difference between a bevel-up and a bevel-down.

Features a classic hand plane making perfect shavings, paired with the kind of Dad Joke that usually earns an eye-roll from the family but a nod of respect from the crew in the shop. It belongs in "The Woodshop" collection because, let's be honest, it's going to get covered in sawdust anyway.

The Gear (Build Specs) This isn't fast fashion; it's shop gear. We chose a hoodie tough enough for the garage but soft enough for the couch after a long build.

  • The Build: 80% Ring-Spun Cotton / 20% Polyester. The face is 100% cotton, meaning the print sits on natural fibers for a vintage, quality look.
  • The Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd²). It’s substantial enough to keep you warm in an unheated workshop during the winter, but breathable enough when you start sweating over a glue-up.
  • The Fit: Classic fit. Roomy enough to move your arms while planing, sanding, or reaching for that 10mm socket you lost.
  • Comfort: Tear-away label. No scratching.

Ethical Engineering We care about how things are made.

  • Certified: This product meets OEKO-TEX Standard 100 (no nasty chemicals).
  • Ethical: Made in a WRAP-certified facility partnered with the Fair Labor Association. We build things right, and that includes the apparel we sell.

Note from the Shop Floor:

  • Color Variance: If you choose the White variant, please note it is a natural, softer white (due to the fabric blend) rather than a blinding fluorescent white. It hides sawdust better that way.

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