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Funny Woodworking Shirt for Men - "Will Work For Walnut" Lumber Sign - Carpenter Gift - Woodworker Husband Tee
Funny Woodworking Shirt for Men - "Will Work For Walnut" Lumber Sign - Carpenter Gift - Woodworker Husband Tee
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$28.99 USD
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I don't accept cash. I only accept board feet.
Some people work for money. Woodworkers? We have different priorities. We all know that feeling of walking into the lumber yard, seeing a perfect, figured slab of Black Walnut, and checking our bank account with a sigh.
This shirt puts it plainly: You are willing to trade your skills for the good stuff. Forget the pine, keep the plywood—just give me the dark, chocolatey grain of premium Walnut and nobody gets hurt. It's the perfect shirt for the woodworker who has expensive taste and a garage full of clamps.
The Details:
The Joke: A play on the classic "Will Work for Food" signs, updated for the lumber addict.
The Design: Features a realistic, tattered cardboard sign illustration with "hand-marker" text.
The Vibe: Desperate? Maybe. worth it? Absolutely.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz) and breathable
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- Sleeve and neck prints produced with crisp DTF/DTG methods for vivid detail
- REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas standards); sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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