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It's the perfect shirt for the woodworker who has expensive taste and a garage full of clamps.\n\nThe Details:\n\nThe Joke: A play on the classic \"Will Work for Food\" signs, updated for the lumber addict.\n\nThe Design: Features a realistic, tattered cardboard sign illustration with \"hand-marker\" text.\n\nThe Vibe: Desperate? Maybe. worth it? 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