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If you know, you know.\n\nThe Design: A detailed, vintage-style illustration of a complex mechanical contraption doing the impossible—actually stretching lumber.\n\nThe Vibe: Technical, humorous, and proof that anything is possible if you have enough gears and pulleys.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd²) for breathable comfort\n- Side seams and shoulder tape provide shape retention and stability\n- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability\n- Sleeve and neck label prints use crisp DTF\/DTG methods for vibrant, detailed graphics\n- REACH certified; made in humane, sustainable facilities (Bella+Canvas)\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\n- Do not dryclean\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 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