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This shirt is the ultimate badge of honor for the woodworker who believes that \"forgiveness is easier to get than permission\"—especially when it comes to precision German engineering.\n\nWear it to the lumber yard, wear it in the shop, but maybe don't wear it when the credit card bill arrives.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathability\n- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stable fit\n- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability\n- DTF\/DTG-printed sleeve and neck details for crisp, vibrant artwork\n- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association and WRAP standards)\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\n- Do not dryclean\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: 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